me around small children
- Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
- [Class titters]
- Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
- [Laughter increases]
- Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
- [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was
when someone steals food from your plate
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
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